Ninjas vs Professors
A Comparative Analysis
NINJAS
Experts in methods of subterfuge
Employs assortment of lethal weapons
Can kill you without remorse
Always shown wearing the same outfit
Wears a hood
Hurls shurikens
People think they are pretty cool
Shrouded in mystery
PROFESSORS
Experts in methods no longer used
Employs a bunch of lazy graduates (you)
Can kill your career or worse
Always wears the same outfit
Wears a hood at graduation
Hurls when you present your research
They think they are pretty cool
Shrouds you in misery
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